Checkmark That Off My List

I have a theory. I believe that every man needs to do a certain number of things before he dies. If he dies without doing such things, he has not lived a full life. Some of these things are normative, like having sex and peeing off a cliff. Others are.. interesting. Like shaving certain segments of body hair, or running naked through a field being chased by your choice of farm animal.

I completed one of the things that I've always wanted to do before I die last weekend. I hit on a girl in a bar.

And now we might go salsa dancing. Her name is Carolyn, and damn was she fine.